H.A.R.P. (Handy Alphabetic Religion Primer)

A primer is like a compass: it suggests the right way to go, hence this picture for an odd composition I penned a few days ago, though I'm not sure what to make of it. You may want to read it in the same sing song pattern when reciting the alphabet you learned as a child.

Handy Alphabetic Religion Primer

Angels like to be God’s friends.

Boys and girls are made to blend.

Cats chase mice and dogs chase cats—

Do tell me what is wrong with that.

Even every little thing fits together like a ring.

For all things work, just as planned,

God designed for all of man.

Human beings are his great joy:

In his image,  girls and boys.

Just imagine the fall of Satan,

Kicked out of heaven for all his hating.

Let’s just all then live in peace.

Mankind’s strength is God’s grace.

Now you have the basic truth—

Oh my goodness, you are cute!

Please do then read and share;

Quitting means you might not care.

Really now embrace the faith,

Show the world the cause is here.

Thanks to God for loving us.

Unto death from life we pass.

Verily our heavenly home is grand,

Wherein befriend Angels with man.

Xcellent this Catholic plan!

Y not strive to live faithfully again?

Zounds: God’s wounds wipe out our sin.